10 Things Not to Do in Bangkok

Here are 10 key things not to do in Bangkok for a smoother, safer, and more respectful visit:

1. Disrespect the King or the Royal Family: This is paramount. Criticizing or mocking the monarchy (lese-majeste) is not just deeply offensive; it’s illegal and carries severe penalties, including imprisonment. Avoid any negative comments and be respectful around images of the King.
2. Disrespect Buddha Images & Religious Sites: Never point your feet at Buddha statues (feet are considered the lowest part of the body). Dress modestly when visiting temples (cover shoulders and knees). Don’t climb on sacred structures. Be quiet and respectful.
3. Get a Buddha Tattoo or Buy Buddha Amulets as Souvenirs: Taking Buddha images out of the country, especially in tattoo form or as amulets worn disrespectfully (e.g., below the waist), is considered highly sacrilegious by many Thais and is also illegal without proper permits. Stick to non-religious souvenirs.
4. Fall for Common Scams: Be extremely wary of:
   • “Friendly Strangers” near tourist sites: Offering unsolicited help or tours, often leading to gem shops or overpriced services.
   • Tuk-Tuk drivers offering “1-hour tour for ฿20”: You’ll be taken to commission-paying shops instead of sights.
   • “The Grand Palace/Temple is closed today”: A classic lie to divert you to a gem shop or tailor. Verify opening times yourself.
   • Gem scams: High-pressure sales for “investment” gems that are usually worthless.
5. Ride in a Taxi Without the Meter On: Always insist the driver uses the meter before you get in. If they refuse (“meter broken,” “traffic jam price”), simply walk away and find another cab. Agreeing to a flat fare usually means you’ll pay significantly more.
6. Skip Street Food Altogether (But Be Smart!): Bangkok’s street food is legendary. Don’t avoid it completely! However, do be hygienic: Look for busy stalls (high turnover = fresher food), watch how food is handled (use gloves/tongs), avoid pre-cut fruit displayed uncovered, and ensure meat/seafood is cooked fresh and piping hot. Bottled water only.
7. Haggle Excessively or Disrespectfully: Haggling is expected in markets (Chatuchak, street vendors), but be polite and realistic. A 10-20% discount is often reasonable. Don’t haggle aggressively over small amounts – it’s seen as cheap and rude. Haggling is generally not done in malls, restaurants, or 7-Elevens.
8. Lose Your Cool or Raise Your Voice: Thais value “jai yen” (cool heart) – maintaining composure. Public displays of anger, shouting, or confrontations cause extreme discomfort and embarrassment. Stay calm, polite, and smile, even if frustrated. You’ll get much further.
9. Touch People on the Head: The head is considered the most sacred part of the body in Thai culture. Never pat an adult (or even a child) on the head, even playfully. It’s deeply offensive.
10. Misbehave During Songkran (Water Festival): If visiting in mid-April:
    • Don’t use dirty water or ice-cold water forcefully (especially on elderly, monks, or people not participating).
    • Don’t squirt water at people on motorbikes (it’s dangerous).
    • Don’t douse people carrying valuables or clearly trying to avoid the water. Be respectful and joyful, not aggressive.

Bonus Tip: Don’t assume public affection is okay. Holding hands is generally fine, but excessive kissing, hugging, or overt displays of romantic affection in public are frowned upon, especially outside of tourist areas.

By avoiding these pitfalls, you’ll show respect for Thai culture, protect yourself from scams, and have a much more enjoyable experience in the incredible city of Bangkok! Enjoy your trip!